When a guy is in trouble he starts making deals with his
Creator, and Ambrose was dealing like crazy. Vicious teeth
snapped at him and his whole life (actually, all nine of
them) flashed before his eyes. If this dog got him it was
all over.
Becoming dog food looked like a distinct possibility
since the tree Ambrose had chosen was small and the
particular branch he was perched on was a flimsy twig
barely capable of holding a kitten let alone a mature cat.
And the big, black beast below seemed to have springs on
his paws.
I'll do anything, Ambrose yowled. Anything! Please, let
me live a little longer.
This was life number nine. He knew he wouldn't get any
more but he'd settle for a longer one where he could finish
his days in comfort. Under the circumstances, it would be a
miracle if he survived to see that happen. But he'd seen
people stringing up colored lights on their houses just the
other day, which meant Christmas season was about to begin,
and wasn't Christmas supposed to be the season of miracles?
Not that Christmas had ever been good to Ambrose. That was
when he usually managed to meet his end.
So he wasn't surprised at what was happening to him now.
That didn't mean he had to like it though. What a horrible
way to go! Pulled from a tree and brutally murdered by a
bloodthirsty mongrel. All these houses and there was not a
single human around to help him on this cold, gray morning.
No surprise, really. Humans bought houses and then rarely
stayed in them . . . until they got old, and by then, like
Ambrose, their days were numbered.
Below him the dog showed his fangs and growled. Needing
a miracle here. Soon!
Not that he deserved one. He thought of little Robbie,
who he'd scratched many a time in his seventh life, and
poor Snoopy the beagle that he had tortured in his eighth
life. He shouldn't have made the dog's life so miserable
but he'd been getting bitter by then. How he had enjoyed
driving old Snoopy crazy by jumping on him and riding him
around the house with his claws dug into the dog's back.
Hee-hee. That had been . . .
Bad, very bad. He would never do anything like that
again.
Why, oh, why, hadn't he picked a tall, sturdy tree to
climb instead of this immature maple? What had he been
thinking? The answer to that was easy enough. He'd been
thinking, Run!
It started to rain, fat, freezing pellets that dug under
his fur, and an angry winter wind pushed the tree, making
its branches sway. Noooo. Ambrose dug his claws deeper into
the bark. I'll be a good cat and earn my keep here on
Earth. Just send me some help and I'll prove it.
Now the dog was up on his hind legs, pushing against the
tree and reaching for Ambrose like he was some kind of
doggy chew toy. Determined not to go down without a fight,
Ambrose hissed at him and took a swipe with claws
unsheathed. That only made the beast more berserk.
Where was a dogcatcher when you needed one? Help! Is
anybody listening?
Out of nowhere, appearing as suddenly as the rain
had come, Ambrose saw a man wearing what humans called
jogging clothes. He ran up to the dog and yelled, "Go on,
get out of here."
Between the man's aggressive clap and that big dog growl
of his, he not only scared away the dog he almost gave
Ambrose a heart attack.
The beast loped off down the street and the man
said, "Okay, guy, looks like you're safe."
Safe, the best word in the world. Ambrose peered down at
his rescuer. The fur on top of the man's head was what
humans called blond – not as handsome as Ambrose's orange
coat, but a shade that humans admired greatly and his eyes
were as blue as a Siamese kitten's. He was large, which
meant he probably had a spacious, comfy lap. The friendly
smile he wore showed the man was a kind person. Something
about that face looked familiar. Where had he seen this man
before?
"You're on your own now," he said to Ambrose, who was
still clinging to his branch. "I know you can get down
anyway. You aren't going to want to stay out in this any
longer than me," he added, and then jogged off down the
street.
Ambrose could hardly believe he was safe. Wet and
uncomfortable, and hungry, but safe. The freezing rain was
letting up now and the angry clouds began to drift away,
ashamed of all the misery they'd caused. It was going to be
a good day after all. He settled down to give his racing
heart a chance to calm.
One last gust of wind wooshed past him with a whisper.
Remember what you promised.
Of course Ambrose remembered. And he would be a better
cat. When the opportunity presented itself. There was no
hurry, really.
He made his way down the tree and was halfway across the
lawn when he caught sight of the same dog loitering on the
corner. The dog saw him, too.
Yikes! Time to scat. Ambrose darted into the street.
A screech of brakes, a spray of water and an angry honk
of a horn made all eight of his lives flash before his eyes
once again as Ambrose barely dodged the huge metal
monster. Once more the wind whispered. This time it said:
Last chance.
Okay, okay, he got it. The time to atone for his wicked
past was now. But how, exactly, was he supposed to do that?
Where to start, and with whom? The storm had pretty much
scrubbed the street of living creatures. Except for the
murderous dog and that big man.
Helping the dog with anything was out of the question.
That left the man, which made sense. A life for a life.
He set off at a run. His rescuer had a head start but
Ambrose had four legs, which evened things considerably. He
caught up with the man in time to see him enter a house on
a quiet street. It was a large house, much the same as
Ambrose's old home, freshly painted and blue as a robin's
egg, and it had a chimney. That meant a warm fire on a cold
day. Not a bad place to land.
It took patient camping under the bushes by the porch
but finally Ambrose was rewarded and the door opened to
reveal the same man, this time wearing different clothes.
He stepped out of the door and Ambrose rushed in. Oh,
delicious warmth.
"Whoa," said the man, "what's this?"
What? He couldn't tell? Ambrose refused to dignify such
a silly question with a response. Instead he began to prowl
the front hall of his new home. Interesting. Wood floors, a
stairway on one side, and off to the other an arch opening
onto what humans referred to as a living room. The house
felt old and it hummed with memories, like the one his last
owner, Adelaide had lived in. That had been such a cozy
home. Her horrible offspring hadn't cared about the
memories though. All they'd cared about was putting the
place up for sale.
Put it up for sale, indeed! Just where had they thought
Ambrose would live if they sold the house? Of course, he'd
soon found out and that was why he'd run away.
"Whoa there, Tom," said the man, scooping Ambrose off
his feet.
Tom? What an insult! Did he look like a common cat? His
name had never been Tom. Never! He was Cupcake-Tiger-Morris-
Muffin-Macavity-Blackie-Toby-Claus-Ambrose, Ambrose, of
course, being his latest moniker.
"This isn't a hotel for cats," the man informed Ambrose
as he opened the door. He stepped back outside and shut the
door behind him, then plopped Ambrose on the porch. Back
out in the cold. Of all the nerve!
Ambrose watched, tail twitching as the man strode down
his front walk, got in a shiny, black car and drove away.
If this inhospitable human is the key to keeping my ninth
life I am in the doghouse.
He could almost hear Adelaide saying, "Be patient,
Ambrose dear." (Something she always told him when he was
half starving and rubbing against her legs while she poked
around opening his cat food can.) Good advice now though.
He could be patient.
The man would be back. Humans went away to work,
whatever that was, but they eventually returned, and when
this one did they'd settle this misunderstanding. Ambrose
crawled back under the bushes and settled in to wait.