Chapter 1
Dr Katherine Roberts couldn’t help thinking that a
university lecturer in possession of a pile of paperwork
must be in want of a holiday.
She leant back in her chair and surveyed her desk.
It wasn’t a pretty sight. Outside, the October
sunshine was golden and glorious and she was shut up in her
book-lined tomb of an office.
Removing her glasses and pinching the bridge of her nose,
she looked at the leaflet that was lying beside a half-eaten
salad sandwich which had wilted hours before. The
heading was in a beautiful bold script that looked like
old-fashioned handwriting.
Purley Hall, Church Stinton, Hampshire, it
read.
Set in thirty-five acres of glorious parkland, this
early 18th century house is the perfect place in
which to enjoy your Jane Austen weekend. Join a host
of special guest speakers and find out more about England’s
favourite novelist.
Katherine looked at the photograph of the handsome
red-bricked Georgian mansion taken from the famous
herbaceous borders. With its long sweep of lawn and
large sash windows, it was the quintessential English
country house and it was very easy to imagine a whole host
of Jane Austen characters walking through its rooms and
gardens.
‘And I will be too,’ Katherine said to herself. It
was the third year she’d been invited to speak at the Jane
Austen weekend and rumour had it that the novelist, Lorna
Warwick, was going to make an appearance too.
Katherine bit her lip. Lorna Warwick was her favourite
author – after Jane Austen, of course. She was a huge
bestseller, famous for her risqué Regency romances of which
she published one perfect book a year. Katherine had
read them all from the very first – Marriage and
Magic – to A Bride for Lord Burford published
just a month ago and which Katherine had devoured in one
evening at the expense of a pile of essays she should have
been grading.
She thought of the secret bookshelves in her study at
home and how they groaned deliciously under the weight of
Miss Warwick’s work. How her colleagues would frown
and fret at such horrors as popular fiction! How
quickly would she be marched from her Oxford office and
escorted from St Bridget’s College if they knew of her
wicked passion?
‘Dr Roberts,’ Professor Compton would say, his hairy
eyebrows lowered over his beady eyes, ‘you really do
surprise me.’
‘Why, because I choose to read some novels purely for
entertainment?’ Katherine would say to him, remembering Jane
Austen’s own defence of the pleasures of novels in
Northanger Abbey. ‘Professor Compton, you really
are a dreadful snob!’
But it couldn’t be helped. Lorna Warwick’s fiction
was Katherine’s secret vice and, if her stuffy colleagues
ever found out, she would be banished from Oxford before you
could say Sense and Sensibility.
To Katherine’s mind, it wasn’t right that something that
could give as much pleasure as a novel could be so
reviled. Lorna Warwick had confessed to being on the
receiving end of such condescension too and had been sent
some very snobby letters in her time. Perhaps that was
why Katherine’s own letter had caught the eye of the author.
It had been about a year ago when Katherine had done
something she’d never ever done before – she’d written a fan
letter and posted it care of Miss Warwick’s publisher.
It was a silly letter really, full of gushings and
admiration and Katherine had never expected a reply.
Nevertheless, within a fortnight, a beautiful cream envelope
had dropped onto her doormat containing a letter from the
famous writer.
‘How lovely to receive your letter. You have no
idea what it means to me to be told how much you enjoy my
novels. I often get some very strange letters from
readers telling me that they always read my novels but that
they are complete trash!’
Katherine had laughed and their bond had been
sealed. After that, she couldn’t stop. Every
moment that wasn’t spent reading a Lorna Warwick novel was
spent writing to the woman herself and each letter was
answered. They talked about all sorts of things – not
just books. They talked about films, past
relationships, their work, fashion, Jane Austen, and if men
had changed since Austen’s times and if one could really
expect to find a Mr Darcy outside the pages of a novel.
Then Katherine had dared to ask Lorna if she was
attending the conference at Purley Hall and it had gone
quiet. For over two weeks. Had Katherine
overstepped the boundaries? Had she pushed things too
far? Maybe it was one thing exchanging letters with a
fan but quite enough to meet them in the flesh.
But – just as Katherine had given up all hope – a letter
had arrived.
Dear Katherine, I’m so sorry not to have replied
sooner but I’ve been away and I still can’t answer your
question as to whether or not I’ll be at Purley. We’ll
just have to wait and see. Yours truly, Lorna.
It seemed a very odd sort of reply, Katherine
thought. If Lorna Warwick was going to be at Purley,
surely the organisers would want to know as she’d be the
biggest name and the main pull because she was famously
reclusive. In comparison to the bestselling novelist,
Katherine was just a dusty fusty old lecturer. Well,
young lecturer actually; she was in her
early-thirties. But she knew that people would come
and listen to her talks only because they were true
Janeites. At these conferences, anyone speaking about
Jane Austen was instantly adored and held in great
esteem. In fact, any sort of activity with even the
lamest connection to Austen was pursued and enjoyed from
Jane Austen Scrabble to Murder in the Dark which, one year,
ended in uproar as it was discovered that Anne Elliot had
somehow managed to murder Captain Wentworth.