Ever wish there was a website where you could read reviews about someone you’re thinking of dating?

Dan Davis doesn’t. Because, thanks to SlateYourDate.com, Dan has discovered that long after he’s dumped them, ex after ex-girlfriends are dumping on him—all over the internet. And his best friend Ed Middleton thinks SlateYourDate.com is a great idea, a place to find out how to keep his new girlfriend happy.