It wasn't every day a guy saw a headless beaver marching
down the side of a road, not even in Dean Robillard's
larger-than-life world. "Son of a . . ." Dean slammed on the
brakes of his brand-new Aston Martin Vanquish and pulled
over in front of her.
The beaver marched right past, her big flat tail bouncing in
the gravel, and her small, sharp nose stuck up in the air.
Way up. The beaver looked highly pissed. She was definitely
a girl beaver because her beaver head was missing, revealing
sweaty, dark hair pulled into a short, scraggly ponytail.
He'd been praying for a little distraction from his own
depressing company, so he threw open the door and stepped
out onto the shoulder of the Colorado road. His newest pair
of Dolce & Gabbana boots emerged first, followed by the rest
of him, all six feet three inches of steely muscle,
razor-sharp reflexes, and unsurpassed gorgeousness . . . or
at least that's what his press agent liked to say. Still, it
was pretty much true, although Dean didn't have nearly as
much personal vanity as he let people believe. But
emphasizing the superficial was a good way to keep people
from getting any closer than he wanted them to be.
"Uh, ma'am . . . You need some help?"
Her paws didn't break rhythm. "You got a gun?"
"Not with me."
"Then I've got no use for you."
On she marched.
He grinned and set off after her. With his extra-long legs
and her shorter, furry ones, it took just a few steps to
catch up. "Nice day," he said. "A little warmer than I'm
used to for May, but I'm not complaining."
She hit him with a pair of grape lollipopeyes, one of the
few curvy things about her. Most of the rest of her came to
sharp angles and delicate points, from a set of fragile
bladed cheekbones, to a petite, arrow-tipped nose, to a chin
keen enough to cut glass. But after that, things got dicey.
A razor-edged bow marked the center of a wide and
startlingly plump top lip. Her bottom lip was even fuller,
giving him the disconcerting feeling that she'd somehow
escaped from an X-rated nursery rhyme.
"An actor," she said with the trace of a sneer. "Just my
luck."
"What makes you think I'm an actor?"
"You're prettier than my girlfriends."
"It's a curse."
"You're not even embarrassed?"
"Some things you have to accept about yourself."
"Brother . . ." She gave a grunt of disgust.
"Name's Heath," he said, as she picked up the pace. "Heath
Champion."
"Sounds phony."
It was, but not in the way she meant.
"What do you need a gun for?" Dean asked.
"Murder an old lover."
"Is he the one who picked out your wardrobe?"
Her big ol' paddle tail smacked him in the leg as she spun
on him. "Beat it, okay?"
"And miss all the fun?"
She gazed back at his sports car, a lethal, midnight black
Aston Martin Vanquish S with a V-12 engine. The machine had
set him back a couple of hundred thousand, but even that
hadn't made much of a dent in his net worth. Being the
starting quarterback for the Chicago Stars was pretty much
like owning a bank.
She nearly poked out her eye as she pushed a sweaty spike of
hair away from her cheek with her paw, which didn't seem to
be detachable. "I could use a ride."
"Are you going to gnaw my upholstery?"
"Do not mess with me."
"Apologies." For the first time all day, he was glad he'd
decided to get off the interstate. He tilted his head toward
the car. "Hop in."
Even though this was her idea, she hesitated. Finally, she
shuffled after him. He should have helped her in—he did open
the door for her—but he just stood back to watch the fun.
Mainly it was the tail. The sucker was basically
spring-loaded, and as she attempted to wedge herself into
the leather passenger seat, it kept smacking her in the
head. She got so frustrated she tried to rip it off, and
when that didn't work, she stomped on it.
He scratched his chin. "Aren't you being a little tough on
the ol' beaver?"
"That's it!" She started to take off again down the road.
He grinned and called out after her. "I apologize. Comments
like that are exactly why women have lost respect for men.
I'm ashamed of myself. Here, let me help you."
He watched her struggle between pride and necessity and
wasn't surprised to see necessity win. When she returned to
his side, she let him help fold over her tail. As she
clutched it to her chest, he guided her inside. She had to
sit on one cheek and peer around the tail to see through the
windshield. He climbed behind the wheel. The beaver suit
emitted a musky odor that reminded him of a high school
locker room. He cracked the window a couple of inches as he
pulled back out onto the road. "So where are we off to?"
"About a mile straight ahead. Take a right at the Eternal
Life Bible Church."
She was sweating like a linebacker underneath all that
malodorous fur, and he turned the AC to full blast. "Are
there a lot of career opportunities in beaver work?"
Her derisive look told him she knew exactly how much
entertainment he was having at her expense. "I was doing
some promotion for Ben's Big Beaver Lumberyard, okay?"
"When you say promotion . . ."
"Ben's business has been down lately . . . or so I was told.
I just got to town nine days ago." She nodded straight
ahead. "This road leads to Rawlins Creek and Ben's
lumberyard. That four-lane highway back there leads to Home
Depot."
"I'm starting to get the picture."
"Right. Every weekend, Ben tries to hire somebody to stand
out by the highway with a sign to draw some of the shoppers
his way. I was his latest patsy."