None of This Would Have Happened If Prince Were Alive by Carolyn Prusa

By: Carolyn Prusa

A Novel

Genre: Humor | Women's Fiction Contemporary

Atria Books
November 1, 2022
On Sale: November 8, 2022
Featuring:
336 pages
ISBN: 1982188863
EAN: 9781982188863
Kindle: B09JPJKFJW
Hardcover / e-Book

Book Summary

Ramona’s got a bratty boss, a toddler teetering through toilet training, a critical mom who doesn’t mind sharing, and oops—a cheating husband. That’s how a Category Four hurricane bearing down on her life in Savannah becomes just another item on her to-do list. In the next forty-eight hours she’ll add a neighborhood child and the class guinea pig named Clarence Thomas to her entourage as she struggles to evacuate town.

Ignoring the persistent glow of her minivan’s check engine light, Ramona navigates police check points, bathroom emergencies, demands from her boss, and torrential downpours while fielding calls and apology texts from her cheating husband and longing for the days when her life was like a Prince song, full of sexy creativity and joy.