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REAL VAMPIRES HATE SKINNY JEANS by Gerry Bartlett

"Drama doesn't stop just because you're a vampire; it just gets more complicated."

By: Gerry Bartlett

Genres: Romance Paranormal

Posted: July 4, 2012

Glory thought juggling her paranormal suitors, being possessed by a demon, and taking care of a fledgling vampire had been difficult, but when she comes home to find the demon who formerly possessed her body is pregnant and blaming Glory's romp with a long-time friend, the situation gets critical. In addition, a scientist whose family has feuded with her maker and lover's family for generations, keeps making concoctions that work on other vampires but always go wonky for her, the last leaving her stomach lumpy and bloated, a difficult situation for a woman whose ample curves were coveted in her own era but aren't as desired in this one. On top of all that, Glory has to discover why she reacts differently to these pills and potions: her lover thinks she is being poisoned, but the scientist thinks she may be more than a vampire.

REAL VAMPIRES HATE SKINNY JEANS is another installment in Bartlett's Real Vampires series that contains the fast-paced and funny entertainment expected from the series. Glory is hysterical, her relationships with her shoe-shopping friends and her male paranormal beaus are heartwarming and clever.

Book Summary

Someone is eating for two...

Full-figured vampire Glory St. Clair thinks things are finally going her way. She's no longer possessed by a demon, the legions of hell aren't on her tail, and her love life is heating up since she managed to reconnect with her maker-and longtime lover-Jeremy Blade.

When a pregnant demon shows up on her doorstep, Glory knows that everything is about to go to hell. Alesa is claiming that the baby she's carrying is Rafe's, conceived while she was inhabiting Glory's body. A clever trap? Or could it be true?

Booties and bibs are the last thing on Glory's mind when she discovers dark secrets from her own forgotten past. Who is she? What is she? And how will the men in her life deal with the fact that she may be more powerful than she knew? One thing is certain. Glory has way more to worry about than fitting into her favorite pair of jeans...

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Real Vampires Hate Skinny Jeans by Gerry Bartlett

Real Vampires Hate Skinny Jeans

by: Gerry Bartlett

Berkley
April 1, 2012
On Sale: April 3, 2012
Featuring: Glory St. Clair
336 pages
ISBN: 0425245624
EAN: 9780425245620
Kindle: B005GSZJ02
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