By: Gerry Bartlett
Genres: Paranormal Romance
Posted: November 7, 2011
As a boon and a way to try to win her way out of the council's gaze, Glory agrees to mentor a fledgling, Penny, who got bit after a cruel frat party joke goes wrong. The only problem with that is Penny wants her perky cheerleader twin to be turned as well. Half the time Glory has to remind Penny that they are supposed to be keeping vampires secret, and the other half, she has to keep Penny from devouring the populace. In addition, demons keep popping up and trying to get Glory to sack souls -or just one really big one- to save her friend Rafe, the shifter she cheated on Jeremy with. They dangle the best bait imaginable: the demons say they can make Glory a size six for real. She's tempted, but she isn't that tempted, even though they keep sweetening the deal. Now, Glory has cages of rats in her guest room (long story), testosterone-poisoning all over her living room as Rafe, Jeremy, and Ray (an alcoholic rocker vampire and friend) keep insisting on being big and bad paranormal creatures all over Glory's house, and Lucifer visiting her whenever he feels like it.
This is an amazing series! It flies by, and the levels of action, compassion, and humor are all well-balanced. Read the entire series, right now!
Book Summary
For a vampire, losing weight can be hellish-from the national bestselling author of Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs. After Glory St. Clair kicked out the demon that had set up shop in her body, she had a serious fallout with longtime lover Jeremy Blade. But before Glory can win him back, she has some issues of the hellish variety to deal with. When Lucifer himself offers Glory the ultimate temptation-work for the devil and he'll make her a size six-the curvy vampire's not sure if she can resist. But what Glory does know is that somehow, she's going to get back the man she loves and show everyone that real vampires always have more to love.
Real Vampires Don't Wear Size Six
by: Gerry Bartlett
Penguin
August 1, 2011
On Sale: August 2, 2011
Featuring: Jeremy Blade; Glory St. Clair
352 pages
ISBN: 0425241351
EAN: 9780425241356
Paperback