Amy groaned when she bent to shut off the bathtub faucet.
Her back muscles had more knots than a macramé plant
hanger. The physical side effects of becoming a triple
champion made her feel like she had been caught in a
stampede of tap dancers from Ms. Carrie's Dance Academy.
At least the difficult parts were done. The cake and
cookie contests, which she had won, once again, were
over. Tomorrow was the last day of the Summer Festival
and the last contest was on the docket. Pie had never
been one of her cooking specialties. Fussing with
temperamental crust and inexplicably runny filling wasn't
her thing, but finally she decided to put on her big girl
baker panties and enter the pie contest, like a good,
uber-competitive amateur baker. No more slicing, mixing
and rolling. There were only two things left to do—take
the final version of the Bumble Apple Crumble Pie to the
town hall and then watch Mandy Jo, the mean queen of the
Kellerton Summer Festival pie contest, go down in flames.
Considering Mandy Jo's legendary temper, she probably
would self-combust when she lost after coming in first
place for the last five years.
Before making the delivery, though, a long soak in a hot
bath was in order. Amy flipped on the tub's jets, sunk
into the frothy water and settled her head onto the
squishy, seashell-shaped pillow. The hum of the motor
sounded kind of like the expensive white noise machine
she had seen on an infomercial once. The weird noise was
supposed to help insomniacs fall asleep. Sure enough, she
was soon lulled into a drowsy stupor. An hour later she
finally crawled out of the tub. She swiped a towel over
the fogged mirror and sighed. The humidity had taken a
toll on her hair. A halo of frizzy, blonde ringlets,
dripping with sweat, framed her face. There was no way
she could deliver the pie looking like that. She wasn't a
hair stylist anymore, but she had a reputation to uphold.
A little anti-frizz serum and a fresh ponytail should do
the trick.
Her fingers were wrinkled like raisins as she tamed the
unwanted hair fuzz. Raisins had recently been nixed from
the pie recipe, banished for adding uneven pockets of
sweetness to the filling. She had lost track of the
number of hours spent on perfecting the ultimate apple
pie. Vinegar or sugar in the crust, thick or thin apple
slices, pecans or walnuts in the crumble. Dozens of pies
later, after spending an obscene amount of hours
tinkering with the recipe, it was perfect. She never had
to work so hard to fine-tune her prize winning cookies
and cakes. At first, she delivered outcast pies to the
neighbors. When they started giving her the stink eye for
showing up at front doors for the third or fourth time
with unsolicited desserts, she began sending the duds to
work with her husband, Alex. His employees were like a
flock of ravenous vultures. The pie plates always came
home licked clean, although she didn't like to think too
much about who might be doing the actual licking. Ugh.
She was so happy she almost slid down the banister.
Almost. Discretion took over, and she skipped down the
steps instead of risking a back flip into the foyer. A
neck brace would ruin the photos when she was crowned the
Pie Queen, and that would happen. She had tasted Mandy
Jo's pies at a couple wedding showers and one funeral.
Impressive considering that when they both worked at
Elegance Salon, Mandy Jo had insisted she couldn't even
cook blue box macaroni and cheese. Still, her pies
couldn't compare to the masterpiece sitting on a cooling
rack in Amy's kitchen. She walked around the corner and
plummeted into the horrible land of an instantaneous
panic attack.
The pie was gone.