Reed Larson was just expelled from her old school. Do you want to know why? Me too. But she won’t say.

Ask her about the book her brother gave her instead, The Hobbit.

Or the beautiful boy named Mason.

Or her new school, Fancy Snob School for Rich Kids That Want to be Fancy (FSSFRKTWTBF for short).

Or how she’s hiding everything about herself.

Actually, scratch that. Just ask her why J.R.R. Tolkien has too many initials. She can’t talk about the rest.

Yet.