"I'm short, I'm balding, and I've put on twenty pounds
since my fiancée left me for her personal trainer. You're
my last hope for love."
Lara Madigan froze in the drug store parking lot, one
hand on the door handle of her Oldsmobile station wagon.
She didn't recognize the wheezy male voice behind her and
so she hoped, for a moment, that perhaps he was addressing
someone else.
But the guy made a deep, phlegmy noise in his throat and
persisted: "You're the matchmaker, right?"
Lara turned around slowly, pulling up the collar of her
coat to shield her neck from the chilly winter wind. "Yes,
I am. Pleased to meet you." She offered her right hand, and
the man grabbed it like a lifeguard's buoy, both of his
sweaty palms engulfing her fingers.
"Peter Hoffstead. You have to help me." He tightened his
grip. "I'm desperate."
Lara's mind automatically whirred into assessment mode.
The first thing she noticed about Peter was that his outfit
didn't match his personality. Though his complexion looked
pasty and his remaining hair was graying, he was attired in
visible designer labels: Cartier watch, Rock & Republic
jeans, Burberry belt. From the neck up, he was Bill Gates,
but from the neck down, he was P. Diddy. Someone else had
clearly picked out his wardrobe—someone who wanted
him to be more of a debonair playboy and less of a middle-
aged homebody.
She gently but firmly pulled away from his grasp and
rummaged through her shoulder bag for her business card. As
she handed it to him, she cautioned, "I'm always looking
for promising prospects, but you have to understand that I
can't match just anyone. All my prospective clients undergo
a rigorous screening process and my standards are very
high. I have to consider the long-term happiness of
everyone involved."
"One of your previous clients can vouch for me." Peter
rubbed at his nose with a clean but wrinkled
handkerchief. "Mark Heston--he's my neighbor. He said you
hooked him up with Amelia."
"Amelia!" Lara softened at the name. "What a sweetheart.
How's she doing these days?"
Peter shrugged. "Great, I guess. Mark never shuts up
about her. I need you to do for me what you did for him."
He stuffed his hand into the pocket of his black leather
jacket and offered up a stack of cash. "I'll pay whatever
you ask. I'll double your usual fee."
Lara made no move to accept the folded green
bills. "What I do isn't about money. It's about finding a
true soul connection. I want all my pairings to last a
lifetime, so I need to figure out exactly what your needs
are and who best meets them."
Peter nodded, and as he stuffed the money back into his
pocket, he sighed with resignation. He stopped posturing
and name-dropping and gave her a glimpse of the raw
loneliness festering beneath all those designer
labels. "Look." He spread out his hands. "I know I'm not
the most appealing guy, physically. My fiancée made that
very clear before she left me. But I've got a lot to offer:
love, stability, all that stuff."
Lara tilted her head and took in his body language.
Years of trial and error had taught her that it didn't
really matter what a prospective client said. People used
words to manipulate and evade, to justify their mistakes
and prejudices. The truth was in the tone of their voices
and the light in their eyes.
"When I make a commitment, I keep it," Peter
continued. "I own my own business, I work at home..."
"You do?" Lara's eyebrows shot up. "Do you have a yard?"
"Half an acre," Peter assured her, puffing up with
pride. "Fenced. Backs up to a nature preserve." He beckoned
her closer. "With hiking trails. I've started jogging four
days a week. Well, I do a fifteen-minute mile, which I
guess doesn't technically qualify as jogging. But I'm
trying. And it's easier to get motivated to exercise when
you have a partner, you know?" He looked at her with a
mixture of hope and chagrin. Clearly, he was bracing
himself for her refusal.
She started compiling a profile in her head: attentive,
outdoorsy, willing to learn...
"I'll do whatever you tell me to do. You won't be sorry.
I just need help meeting women. I've tried going to bars,
signing up for Internet dating sites, but nothing's
working. I need a wingman--someone to break the ice. Will
you help me? Please?"
He gazed at her through his smudged, crooked glasses,
and she started to smile. This was a good man, with a good
heart, who just needed a little boost to his confidence. A
carefully-chosen companion to help him rediscover his sense
of self-worth without pricey logos or ostentatious displays
of cash.
"I think I have the perfect match for you."
His whole body tensed with anticipation. "You do?"
Lara nodded. "Cute, charismatic and virtually
irresistible. Guaranteed to draw a crowd wherever you go."
She brought up a photo on her cell phone and showed Peter
the snapshot of a scrappy, scruffy yellow terrier. "Meet
Murphy."