After re-making and successfully matching the geekiest vampire in existence, a knock-down drag-out with a deranged serial killer, and wild and crazy sex with a to-die-for-if- I-wasn't-already-dead bounty hunter/made vampire, Lil Marchette is certain the excitement of opening Manhattan's newest dating service is way over. She's been in business over three months now, she has a nice, steady client base to pay the bills and she's completely and totally over her infatuation with Ty Bonner aka to-die-for-if-I-wasn't- already-dead (he‘s a made vamp and she‘s a born one and it just ain't gonna happen). Things are bound to settle down.

Not!

When a “secret” dater from The New York Times turns up dead- -the newspaper has been working on an article about the local dating scene--Lil finds herself the prime suspect in his murder investigation.

Murder ? While Lil's a vamp, she doesn't do gore very well and so the notion of her chopping some poor guy into little pieces goes beyond ridiculous (although with a pick-up line like “You must be a parking ticket, ‘cause you‘ve got FINE written all over you“ , she can certainly see why someone would want to). Lil is innocent, even if all the evidence points directly to her.

In addition to New York's finest, Lil has a group of desperate female werewolves breathing down her neck (pass the Altoids please). The Connecticut chapter of the Naked and Unashamed Nudist Sisterhood aka the N.U.N.S. need Lil to match each of them with a decent mate before the next full moon. Otherwise . . .

Lil isn't going to think about otherwise . She's an optimist, after all, and a firm believer in true love. While she hasn't exactly ventured into the werewolf population--born vamps move in their own social circle--she knows she can rise to the challenge. She'll simply find three dozen strong, virile, male werewolves eager to give up their wild, untamed ways and settle down. At the same time, she'll do a little investigating of her own and clear her name of all murder charges. And she'll do both without thinking about Ty Bonner.

Okay, so maybe she'll think about him a little and, perhaps, even see him. He is helping with the secret dater investigation, which means a face-to-face is inevitable. But she's not going the wild and crazy sex route again. No way. No how. Nuh, uh. She's not getting any younger (five hundred years and counting) and she's reserving the rest of her orgasms for the perfect born vamp who can make perfect little baby vamps with her.

In the meantime, Lil is keeping her mind on her business-- matching up her dead and dateless buddies, and a few furry ones, too!