FROM THE DESK OF EMILY WINTERS

Bachelor #1: Matthew Burke

Title: Senior VP of Accounting

This Month's Scheme: Open Matt's eyes to his adoring assistant

Let's see... There's got to be a way to get all-business Matt Burke to notice his lovestruck secretary, Sarah Morris. I think she needs a secret admirer to shower her with gifts and a sexy makeover from small-town farm girl to big-city bombshell. That should be enough to drive even the most pragmatic man wild with jealousy -- and desire. I'll leave the falling in love part to Sarah....

MARRYING THE BOSS'S DAUGHTER

With office matchmakers on the loose, is any eligible executive safe?