Diane Boston is a suburban mom with a secret. As her son discovered when he found an unmarked videotape, Diane had a former life as Lucy Luv, star of hardcore adult films. Somehow word of Diane’s past has hit the streets, and now all hell has broken loose. Sure, the high school where Diane teaches is upset, but that’s the least of her worries. It seems that when Lucy Luv mysteriously disappeared, she took a cache of stolen diamonds with her. And a West Coast porn czar with strong mob ties wants them back. With interest.