You Might Be A Redneck if…

* You use a fishing license as a form of I.D.
* Your screen door has no screen.
* You've been on TV more than once describing what the tornado sounded like.
* You have a black eye and a hickey at the same time.
* You ever waved at traffic form your front porch wearing just your underwear.

Containing more than 2,000 entries with more than 200 illustrations, You Might Be A Redneck if…This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read will be a must-own book for die-hard fans of Jeff Foxworthy. Creatively packaged and attractively priced, this book also features more than 1,500 entries that have never been published in book form.